Charlie Sheen has been fired from Two and a Half Men by Warner Brothers Television.


Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last two weeks you no doubt know of the shit storm Charlie Sheen has been wreaking upon himself, CBS and the world.

Warner Bros TV says: “After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services from `Two and A Half Men’ effective immediately”

Upon learning the news Sheen spoke to TMZ; “This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”

CBS will probably cancel the series but there is a production deal in place for a ninth season of TV’s number one sitcom.


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