Hey everyone. So sorry I missed the What’s On yesterday. There was a lot going on round here. To make up for it, and because it’s a jam-packed thursday, and because they might not be so consistent in the coming weeks, everything is THE BEST tonight.
Bones ‘The Doctor in the Photo” 8:00 on FOX
Bones gets serious y’all! Dr. Temperance Brennan takes the Jeffersonian’s newest case very personally when she draws a lot of parallels between the victim, a lonely brilliant doctor, and herself. I’m excited for the Booth/Brennan relationship stuff, I’m not usually a ‘shipper but Boreanaz really shines when he’s playing vulnerable. I met him once and he was awesome. Just saying. Promo is below.
The Vampire Diaries “By the Light of the Moon” 8:00 on The CW
Uh-Oh… it’s a full moon in Mystic Falls tonight, which means we’re gonna get to see baby werewolf Tyler Lockwood (Michael Trevino) transform for the first time, with a helping hand from new BFF vampire Caroline! Speaking of New BFF’s, Damon and Alaric are suspicious of a woman looking for Mason while Katherine and Stefan play mind games in the crypt.
Community “Abed’s Uncontrollable Christmas” 8:00 on NBC
Abed takes us and the study group on a magical stop-motion animation Christmas special (much like Rudolph). Goddamn that’s a good idea. I have really high expectations for tonight; like this is a new sitcom christmas classic. Damn the promo looks good.
The Big Bang Theory “The Alien Parasite Hypothesis” 8:00 on CBS
Amy Farrah Fowler becomes attracted to someone… Leonard? Sheldon? Meanwhile Wolowitz and Koothrappali try to determine between the two of them who would be the greater superhero. I’d say Wolowitz; but only because I’d underestimate him more. Here’s a quick little promo!
30 Rock “Christmas Attack Zone” 8:30 on NBC
Tonight is a jam packed Christmas special! Elaine Stritch! Alan Alda! Will Forte! Elizabeth Banks! Tracy trying to fix his image! Liz fixing Jenna’s realtionship! Jack keeping secrets from his mother! It really is a joyous time. There’s a whole NBC thursday promo below the Office so take this for now…
The Office “Classy Christmas” 9:00 – 10:00 on NBC
OH. EM. GEE. Amy Frikkin’ Ryan’s back y’all! Damn. I got a dose of Amy on tuesday on In Treatment and now I get more! Ryan’s Holly Flax made such an impression in her short season 5 arc, I could not be more excited. NBC thursday promo belomo!
Nikita “All The Way” 9:00 on CW
Birkhoff comes across the program Nikita and Alex use…. UH OH. Melinda Clarke is my fave by far.
Fringe “Marionette” 9:00 on FOX
How good was last episode? I’m just happy to have Olivia back on our side! And her first case has her hunting Dr. Frankenstein sorta… Check the promos below for deets. I’m gonna embed a buttload…
The Mentalist “Jolly Red Elf” 10:00 on CBS
I really missed the Mentalist last week – It feels like it’s been gone forever. Tonight has Rigsby and Van Pelt working together while Jane goes undercover in Alcoholics Anon. Yup, definitely sounds like a Christmas episode. Check out the promo…
Burn Notice “Dead of Alive” 10:00 on USA
I don’t watch Burn Notice religiously, but it’s existence is something that I see as sort of a necessity; it’s just so damn cool. Donovan’s Voice overs, Anwar with a gun, hell anything with Campbell, and with the news from the other day about Bruce Campbell’s Sam getting a spin-off prequel TV movie, I remain a happy camper.
Season Finale Alert!
The Apprentice “Welcome to the Club” 10:00 on NBC
This season has not been as lame as its ratings have reflected. But its still mighty lame. The apprentice is much better when its celebs. Tonight Clint and Brandi go head to head. Odds are on Clint to take it unless he majorly screws up.
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia “Dee Gives Birth” 10:00 on FX
The fact the Deandra Reynolds was allowed to conceive is proof enough to me that god doesn’t exist. But like it or not (AND LOVE IT I DO) tonight Sweet Dee gives birth.
The League “Kegel the Elf” &” The Sacko Bowl” 10:30 & 11:00 on FX
It’s the end of the season – Jenny and Ruxin are vying for the Shiva while Andre and Taco duel it out for the Sacko, Kevin learns to read lips by watching porn. Pete buys a Crown Vic and is mistaken for a cop. Rafi Returns to exact revenge on The League. If you know what the above means you’re probably really excited.
Whew…. thats a lot of juice. Check back in the next few days for recaps and reviews.